//alert("sidebar.js says...\n wai=["+wai+"]"); //NOTE!!! this conditional is a JS repetition of the PHP test done for default assignment in _wai.php -- has to do here as well to pop funfacts on sub/archive blog article pages added under 'blob' section -- if it ain't something we specifically know, it's a bloggy... if (wai!="home" && wai!="what-we-do" && wai!="our-philosophy" && wai!="meet-the-team" && wai!="shop-now" && wai!="contact" && wai!="imagine" && wai!="create" && wai!="dream" && wai!="grow" && wai!="search" && wai!="contest") { wai="blog"; } if (wai=='home') { var ptxt=""; } if (wai=='meet-the-team') { var ptxt="We all wear many hats with the ultimate goal of providing superior customer service and the best products to fit your needs. Oh yeah, and we have lots of fun while doing it.

While you might never meet us in person, we want to be sure you know who is on the other end of the phone, wearing a smile and one of our many, many hats.

We answered a few questions so you could get to know us... really know us. Of course we are marketing, promotional products, and customer service experts. But we dug deep so you could get to know the real people behind Promolux."; } if (wai=='what-we-do') { var ptxt="

On a very literal level, we can provide you
with any of this:

  ~ Decorated Apparel
  ~ Corporate Gifts
  ~ Sales Incentives
  ~ Marketing Premiums
  ~ Employee Uniforms
  ~ Awards/Incentives
  ~ Promotional Products
  ~ Advertising Specialties
  ~ Custom Souvenirs"; } if (wai=='shop-now') { var ptxt="Pretty much whatever you can print, embroider, etch, stitch, or slap your logo on, we can do it. But here's the deal, we're going to make sure it's what you want and need, and what best represents your company or organization.

Want a 6-cent pen or cheap T-Shirt? Go somewhere else. We believe our clients deserve quality and their company should be represented in the best way possible."; } if (wai=='blog' || wai.indexOf('category/')>-1) { var ptxt=funfact; } //this actual value is passed as a full graphic tag by the PHP processor via added script injection in header.pgp... //original code for random text/html tip display -- from the 'if' above... // fdiv="

"; // ff01=fdiv+"Fun Fact #1:

The earth is ROUND!

"; // ff02=fdiv+"Fun Fact #2:

Promolux =
Products That PROMOTE!"; // ff03=fdiv+"Fun Fact #3:

SWAG is cool stuff that people love to horde cuz it's usually FREE!"; // ff04=fdiv+"Fun Fact #4:

Someone forgot to make something up for this one, so you get nonsense and gibberish instead!"; // ff05=fdiv+"Fun Fact #5:

We don't really write this stuff -- it's written by a GHOST!"; // ff06=fdiv+"Fun Fact #666:

theWebDude is a master of Black Majick and VooDoo... though, oddly, not so much of the web [!?!]."; // var fact=new Array(ff01, ff02, ff03, ff04, ff05, ff06); var num=Math.floor((Math.random() * fact.length)); var ptxt=fact[num]; //NOT IN USE presently -- uncomment [remove '//'] and update content to enable onPage display in sideBar... //if (wai=='contact') { var ptxt="~~ no content designated for left sidebar of CONTACT page ~~"; } //if (wai=='imagine' || wai=='create' || wai=='dream' || wai=='grow') { var ptxt="~~ no content designated for left sidebar of "+wai.toUpperCase()+" page ~~
use case studies here???"; } var pad=320; if (wai=="our-philosophy" || wai=="search") pad=160; //alert("pad=["+pad+"]"); if (ptxt) { document.writeln(ptxt); } else { document.writeln("

"); }